once upon a time in a galaxy far far away..
through the ages of men and history...
there was a normal peasant name shrek and he was walking through the jungle when he heard the beautiful voice of arial(lil'mermaid)..they fell in love at first sight although many dun no why..they got married and had three kids..the 1st was donkey,the 2nd was simba(lion king) and the 3rd was the mighty hercules(which was made by an affiar between arial and zeus...but hu cares)...
they all grew up and donkey,being the jackass he is,went on a mission with shrek and his bros to save the planet from the evil darth hadez..off to mount kinabalu they went,where at the very top,was standing hadez...hadez,the master of evil villains,called the titans which were giants of different nature(volcano,tornado,ice..u get the picture)..nyway,as the titans stood by hadez,the groups were even out when aragon(LOTR),legolas and gimly came to shrek's aid with armies of men,dwarfs and elves..the battle begin and it was a messy battle..herculez threw donkey into the face of one of the titans and the titan slowly fell to its death by donkey's annoyingness...aragon gave the sword of king arthur(did i mention king arthur was aragon's master..)nyway,he gave the sword to shrek and shrek made his way up to the peak of mount kinabalu..simba called for the help of george of the jungle and the king of the animals swung from tree to tree but accidentally bang into the rock titan(which died of splitting into two by the force of george)..back to the story, shrek was still goin up the mountain when donkey met dragon and with her aid,he helped shrek to reach the top..on the top of the mountain,the battle of shrek and hadez was about to begin..so the battle at the foot of the mountain stop as both parties sat down with popcorn and coke, to watch the Final Battle..hadez drew his lightsaber and shrek drew arthur's sword..the battle continued and continued,till both armies fell asleep while their leaders fight..finally,the sword of arthur and the lightsaber both broke to pieces due to overused..so the leaders decided to play a real man's game..
hades: ready?
shrek:ready when u are...
hades and shrek: one,two,juice..!!!!
shrek: ahha..bird wins water..
hades: *&%$#!!!
and the land of the middle earth was safe and hadez and the titans surrendered and headed back to the underworld (home of celebrities with drinking problems,marriage breakups and whole lotta hell!!..) ...
arial and shrek live happily ever after..
donkey married dragon and had drakeys(female) and dongons(male)..
hercules continues to wonder around the world ..
and simba is taking lessons from george on how to swing from trees and eventually break a tree trunk with his body...
THE END
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